Church signs run amok

I just don’t know what to say about this…I’m baffled.  It makes my head hurt to try and imagine what an Easter Clown Drama would be like.  I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

This sign comes from churchsigngenerator.com, which has pictures of church signs that people have taken all over the country.

Some of my other favorites: 

Prevent Sinburn, Use Sonscreen

Stop, Drop and Roll does not work in Hell

Church Parking Only- Violators Will Be Baptized

Don’t let worries kill you – let the church help.

The infallible word of God is taught hear