Jack calling… is anyone listening?

Jack, with calculator to ear: “wizza thoo muh dinenong… yes… yes”

Jack, with remote control to ear: “ahhnti moah thawn weebinto… yes… yes”

Jack, with electronic Yahtzee game to ear: “eithoron tun towee poo… yes… yes”

Jack, with actual phone to ear and someone on the other end: ………..quizzical silence………..

Guess someone actually talking back to him throws him off a bit.